Natasha: This is the problem with super-powers. Always a big crutch. Power makes you people sloppy.
Jessica: Natasha, please stop! You’re only going to—
Gerry: Goo!
Jen: I feel like we should help.
Thor: How, Jennifer Walters? Whack it with the hammer?
Jen: Yeah… probably not.
Natasha: The humiliation— is real.

From Spider-Woman #17 by Dennis Hopeless and Veronica Fish.

Carol and Kamala: Blackjack!
Jess: Team Mizzcap for the win again— as the crowd goes wild!
Natasha: Wait. Wait, I got it. Hashtag Women of Mar-Vell.
Thor: Mizzcap? Arent they supposed to hate each other?
Natasha: Keep up, Thor. I’m wearing a tutu. This is a dream.

From The Mighty Captain Marvel #0 by Margaret Stohl and Emilio Laiso / Ramon Rosanas.

Attention, Comic Nerds: Here’s Your Exclusive Look at Marvel’s New Female-Driven Series

Attention, Comic Nerds: Here’s Your Exclusive Look at Marvel’s New Female-Driven Series

UNCANNY AVENGERS: ULTRON FOREVER #1
AL EWING (W) • ALAN DAVIS (A/C)
• The time-spanning epic comes to a senses-shattering finish!
• Asgardia’s Avengers versus the massed forces of Ultron! Can the Avengers triumph – or will evil re-take the throne of Odin?
• Plus – the dark secret of Doctor Doom! And who is… Earth’s Last Avenger?